I felt like a walking Rice Krispies treat advertisement. With each step I took, “POP!” went my vagina. It felt as if my vagina was actually cracking. You could also hear an audible pop (I was also diagnosed with round ligament pain). I remember waking up one morning, feeling fantastic, and the moment I placed my feet on the ground and went to walk into the bathroom, I was hit with an instant, shooting, and intense pain that took my breath away. It is an all-consuming, intense pain felt throughout your vagina and pelvis, which can occur depending on where the baby is sitting and the pressure you feel in that area. As there is no definitive medical term for this condition, it is referred to as “lightning crotch” because the pain literally feels like a lightning bolt has struck your vagina. Not real lightning of course, but lightning crotch, which I KNOW you’ve experienced too, Hilary.įor those of you not familiar with this term, let me explain. But instead of being bit in the ass, lightning struck me in the vagina. Trust me when I say that I absolutely do not tell you this to brag, by any means, but merely to show that in my comfort, I was just asking for it to bite me in the ass in the end.Īnd at 37 weeks pregnant, I’d say it did. I was able to sleep pretty soundly every night and truly enjoyed being pregnant. No complications, no morning sickness, with only some very minor heartburn. You see, I became pregnant with my first (and currently only) baby in 2018.īy textbook standards, I had a pretty perfect pregnancy. However, I recently learned something about you that makes us EXTREMELY alike. I even followed her to Italy in the Lizzie McGuire movie, regardless of how utterly unrealistic the storyline was.Īs you’re a celebrity and I’m well, not, I know that we aren’t the same in many ways. I followed her delicious, and sometimes extremely awkward, relationship with Gordo as it blossomed from friendship to, well, something more (WHICH I ALWAYS KNEW IT WOULD!). I followed her beautiful, yet sometimes complex, friendship with Miranda. I followed every awkward encounter Lizzie experienced, while she navigated her way through pre-adolescence. Well, I feel like I grew up with Lizzie McGuire, which, in turn, makes me feel like I grew up with you, too.
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